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guitarsandcontrabandx:

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

That escalated quickly..

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oxbloodshawty:

M.i.a. Be really on some hood revolutionary music, and it’s so slept on
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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courtneyindepth:

I met the girl in Jamaica and we it off immediately

after talking about a lot of random stuff, out of nowhere she was basically like, “so what’s like being in a relationship with a women”

when I asked her how she knew I was even into women (because I never said anything about it) she said, “it takes one to know one”

(via guitarsandcontrabandx)

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exmples:

You are the first thing on my mind when I wake up and you are the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep.
I’m too nervous to check my bank acct

dynastylnoire:

a biography

(Source: drinkm0rewater, via iilluminaughty)

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